too bad you live with your parents still
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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