Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
