Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I have fence marks all over my body
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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