Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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