Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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