Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My room smells like vodka and shame
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
