its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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