you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You've changed since you got that strap on
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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