You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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