and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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