we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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