I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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