Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My feet surprised me
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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