ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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