With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
