his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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