so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Randomize
