Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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