It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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