Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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