Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
