so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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