I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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