I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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