I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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