Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
