btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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