the condom got lost in my hair
ugly people sure do ruin things
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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