One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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