I wannas sexs uuuuu
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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