I CAN MOONWALK!
kristin has been a bad kristin
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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