He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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