This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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