a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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