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I'll bet she douches with gravy.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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