Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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