3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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