There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Drunk is a universal language darling
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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