Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think people are normalizing furries
Success! We fucked roommates!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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