No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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