Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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