She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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