try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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