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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person

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(703): View more from Virginia

then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"

(773): View more from Illinois

I forgot about that,good spring break.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.

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(979): View more from Texas

I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after

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(719): View more from Colorado

Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?

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(815): View more from Illinois

yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are

(815): View more from Illinois

Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa

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(415): View more from California

I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week

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I don't deserve you.

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(850): View more from Florida

I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend

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(518): View more from New York

do nipples grow back?

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