You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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