So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There r osticjed everywhere
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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