I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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