I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
