Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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