There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
high people should be assigned attendants
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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